Where can I go to escape this heat?

Why Las Vegas of course! Who says that 105 degree's isn't cooling off, while wondering if the local weatherman has a working thermometer, has clearly never walked the strip at 9 pm wondering if the sun is still shining down on the streets of sin city, or if it is a figment of your imagination! Of course, the Bellagio water shows help cool you off a bit. You can spend hours there trying to think of ways to just dip your toes in the water and sucessfully getting back up to dry land, without Vegas security getting involved.

Of course spending the afternoon with Orlando and Captain Jack isn't a bad way to cool off either. There are also plenty of fish you can envy, do you see the family resemblance??